miércoles, 8 de julio de 2009

Shelley The Republican o El Integrismo Religioso Norteamericano

Casualmente, navegando por la red, he encontrado el blog de Shelley The Republican. Evidentemente una fanática religiosa cristiana de los Estados Unidos de America. Y votante del partido republicano (aunque esto último es intrascendente).

En uno de sus últimos artículos trata el tema de la homosexualidad. Y la verdad, resulta clarificador.

To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession. Your son may be possesed by one or more homosexual demons who may require exorcism. But how did the demon get into your son in the first place?

Leading expert on Homosexuality James Dobson has discovered that most kids are made into homos as a consequence of either negligent or abusive parents: That means if your child was not neglected, then it’s beyond doubt that he was sexually abused by your husband or some other family member as a child. It’s your duty to report your Husband’s criminality to the police. Next time you look into your Husband’s eyes consider that he may be a child molester and your son’s gay homosexuality might be his fault.

There are other possible causes: Vaccination has been linked by homosexuality. If you vaccinated your kids then there’s a very good chance that you might have turned them into gays. This is because every single bottle of vaccine ever made contains a single tiny demon ready to be injected into your kids. We reccomend that no Christian children should have any form of vaccination whatsoever until science has proved beyond all possible doubt that vaccination does not cause homosexuality. I’m sure every sensible person agrees that this is just plain common sense.


¿Alguien podría explicarme de donde sacan determinadas ideas?

Pd: no, no es coña.

1 comentario:

  1. Mis amigos me dicen que soy muy simplista a la hora de dar una explicación a este tipo de fenómenos, pero si no me diera tanta pereza y tuviera tiempo que perder estoy segura de que lograría explicarlo uncluso científicamente. La respuesta a esta y a la mayoría de preguntas del palo ¿Cómo es posible que esta persona haga/diga/piense esto? es: EL ABURRIMIENTO, creo que es lo peor del mundo y lo que nos lleva a hacer desde la tontería más pequeña hasta la estupidez más perversa. Y yo tampoco lo digo de coña ;)

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